Hello, SIR!
M--My name is Mike Meekins, and i am a 22 year old male, sir!! (Ace Attoryney timeline. im going by the Court-Records.net)
I--I'm a police officer, and--and uhm....i....-shows megaphone- have a megaphone ;v;''
I--I take much pride in my work, sir!
It'd help if i didn't have such bad luck all the time,though. Like loosing my wallet, getting my clothes stuck in car doors, burning down my kitchen...........
B--But other, than that, i--i'm a very nice guy. And uhm...I'll do whatever i can to help -salutes- SIR!